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letterman. >> what can i do for you that you haven't been able to do for yourself? >> just live with me for a month. >> jimmy at a brooklyn barbershop. >> what do you think of mitt romney's hair? >> i don't like it. >> look at you. >> and music from vampire weekend. >> do you like carrots? >> no! >> you don't? >> "jimmy kimmel live," coming up next. >> did you used to work for me? >>> we're in the williamsburg area of brooklyn, and this is the black and white gallery. inside is something that the locals call art. let's take a look. this is chantal martin and she drew all over the walls here. >> cool, thanks for coming down to gallery. >> jimmy: thanks for having us. you have a heavy brooklyn accent. >> i know. people keep telling me, what part of brooklyn are you from, and i ceylon dsay london. i started there and did the line all throughout the gallery. big movement. it's drawing very intuitively, very spontaneously. >> jimmy: the key is a pen. >> yeah, the key is a pen. >> jimmy: you can't do
letterman. >> what can i do for you that you haven't been able to do for yourself? >> just live with me for a month. >> jimmy at a brooklyn barbershop. >> what do you think of mitt romney's hair? >> i don't like it. >> look at you. >> and music from vampire weekend. >> do you like carrots? >> no! >> you don't? >> "jimmy kimmel live," coming up next. >> did you used to work for me? >>> we're in the...
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letterman. >> what can i do for you that you haven't been able to do for yourself? >> jimmy: just live with me for a month. >> jimmy at a brooklyn barbershop. >> what do you think of mitt romney's hair? >> i don't like it. >> look at you. >> and music from vampire weekend. >> do you like carrots? >> no! >> you don't? >> an all-new "jimmy kimmel it's oysternomics 101. you start with a u.s. senator named ben. by helping restore thousands of acres of oyster beds, he kept hundreds of oystermen on the job... which keeps wholesalers in business... and that means more delivery companies... making deliveries to more restaurants... which hire more workers. and that means more oystermen. it's like he's out here with us. he's my friend, ben. i hope he's your friend, too. i'm ben cardin, and i approved this message. >>> we're in the williamsburg area of brooklyn, and this is the black and white gallery. inside is something that the locals call art. let's take a look. this is shchantal she drew all over the
letterman. >> what can i do for you that you haven't been able to do for yourself? >> jimmy: just live with me for a month. >> jimmy at a brooklyn barbershop. >> what do you think of mitt romney's hair? >> i don't like it. >> look at you. >> and music from vampire weekend. >> do you like carrots? >> no! >> you don't? >> an all-new "jimmy kimmel it's oysternomics 101. you start with a u.s. senator named ben. by helping...
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letterman. >> what can i do for you that you haven't been able to do for yourself? >> jimmy: just live with me for a month. >> jimmy at a brooklyn barbershop. >> what do you think of mitt romney's hair? >> i don't like it. >> look at you. >> and music from vampire weekend. >> do you like carrots? >> no! >> you don't? >> an all-new "jimmy kimmel >> you don't? >> a[ minto ] you know,mmel those ads saying mitt romney would ban all abortions and contraception seemed a bit extreme. so i looked into it. turns out, romney doesn't oppose contraception at all. in fact, he thinks abortion should be an option in cases of rape, incest, or to save a mother's life. this issue's important to me, but i'm more concerned about the debt our children will be left with. i voted for president obama last time, but we just can't afford fo more years. [ romney ] i'm mitt romney and i approve this message. >>> we're in the williamsburg area of brooklyn, and this is the black and white gallery. inside is something that th
letterman. >> what can i do for you that you haven't been able to do for yourself? >> jimmy: just live with me for a month. >> jimmy at a brooklyn barbershop. >> what do you think of mitt romney's hair? >> i don't like it. >> look at you. >> and music from vampire weekend. >> do you like carrots? >> no! >> you don't? >> an all-new "jimmy kimmel >> you don't? >> a[ minto ] you know,mmel those ads saying mitt...
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letterman. jimmy at a brooklyn barbershop. and music from vampire weekend. sponsored by ciroc ultra premium. with cleto and the cletones. ♪ it's "jimmy kimmel live" and now, no, he's the man! here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you. welcome. thank you. thank you, everybody. how are you doing? well, that's very nice. hello, brooklyn. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. [ cheers and applause ] very happy to be here with you. thank you, thank you. that's very nice. [ cheers and applause ] you're very kind. i appreciate it. but -- i want you to -- i'd like you to be honest with me. how many of you -- how many of you are here for the electricity? [ cheers and applause ] that's what i figured. well, thank you for coming. it's our second night of a week of shows. from the harvey theater at the brooklyn academy of music. i moved away from brooklyn 35 years ago when i was 9. it hasn't changed that much. same vegan bakeries, same toddlers drinking baby chinos in $2,000 stroller
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. >>> and from the lighter side of politics, vice president biden went on david letterman's show last night to read his top ten list. >> ah,
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this desk has been signed by david letterman, jon stewart, stephen colbert and i signed it, too. so, you get four late night talk show hosts on one late night talk show desk. go to charitydoes.com and host your own show from home. and if you don't want the desk and you'd like to help anyway there's an easy way to do it. go to redcross.org to donate. or you can text "redcross" to 90999 to make a $10 donation. all right. our first guest tonight is a warm and cheerful ray of sunshine on a storm-battered brooklyn week. she is co-host of the show "live with kelly & michael." please welcome kelly ripa. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: how are you? >> oh, my gosh. first of all, look at your brooklyn audience! [ cheers and applause ] second of all, where did you get that footage of when guillermo and i first met and made our baby? >> jimmy: how did you get so tan in this hurricane, by the way? >> it's all bronzer. it could be dirt, too, because i've been without water. >> jimmy: you have? >> we just found out and for those of you still suffering, i apologize, i feel guilty, we found out
this desk has been signed by david letterman, jon stewart, stephen colbert and i signed it, too. so, you get four late night talk show hosts on one late night talk show desk. go to charitydoes.com and host your own show from home. and if you don't want the desk and you'd like to help anyway there's an easy way to do it. go to redcross.org to donate. or you can text "redcross" to 90999 to make a $10 donation. all right. our first guest tonight is a warm and cheerful ray of sunshine on...
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compared to having letterman on his show when letterman had carson on his show. everyone in the business has an idol. dave is one of jimmy's. >> yours, yours we, have got to find out. >> whave more news coming up. stay with us, everybody. find out. >> we have more news coming up. stay with us, everybody. follow the wings. you disgust me. prove it. enough is enough. d-con no view, no touch trap snaps to kill instantly. no looking, no touching. d-con. get out. [ female announcer ] charmin ultra soft is so soft you'll have to remind your family they can use less. it's made with extra cushions that are soft and more absorbent. plus you can use four times less. charmin ultra soft. the rid-x septic subscriber program helps prevent backups by sending you monthly doses right to your door so you will never forget to maintain your system. sign up at rid-x.com. in-wash scent boosters, here with my favorite new intern, jimmy. mmm! fresh! and it's been in the closet for 12 weeks! unbelievable! unstopables! i'll show you how! ♪ just shake them into the washer i can't believe
compared to having letterman on his show when letterman had carson on his show. everyone in the business has an idol. dave is one of jimmy's. >> yours, yours we, have got to find out. >> whave more news coming up. stay with us, everybody. find out. >> we have more news coming up. stay with us, everybody. follow the wings. you disgust me. prove it. enough is enough. d-con no view, no touch trap snaps to kill instantly. no looking, no touching. d-con. get out. [ female announcer...
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. >>> if you are not fond of your in-laws coming for the holidays, david letterman had something so funny. he did this on his show last night, so just take a listen to this. >> finally, a major american company is addressing this problem for the holidays. >> do you hate the hassles of holiday air travel almost as much as you hate the tedious, awkward thanksgiving dinner with family? announcing united airlines reluctant traveler service. for a nominal fee, we'll book you on a pretend united flight, with a plausible flight number and time of arrival and then at the last minute, oh, no, your flight's been cancelled. you wanted to be there, but what can you do? united airlines, we get it. >> that's funny, yeah. >> come on, how good is that? >> i'm so grateful i love my family, aren't you? could you imagine? >> how about miley at the airport, speaking of airplanes yesterday. >> we're going to tell you what happened. apparently, she was lashing out at paparazzi at lax, which is notorious, of all the places i've been in my life, they are out of control. >> she lands after midnight, gets off the
. >>> if you are not fond of your in-laws coming for the holidays, david letterman had something so funny. he did this on his show last night, so just take a listen to this. >> finally, a major american company is addressing this problem for the holidays. >> do you hate the hassles of holiday air travel almost as much as you hate the tedious, awkward thanksgiving dinner with family? announcing united airlines reluctant traveler service. for a nominal fee, we'll book you on...
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if he reads the top ten list in letterman, that's scripted. but if it is a live setting where he needs to ad-lib or it is outside of his comfort zone. >> he hasn't said anything unscripted. >> jennifer: hang on. a lot more to cover. they'll stick around. there is still one big piece of news coming before tuesday's election. that's tomorrow's jobs report. we'll get into that after the break and a little later we'll welcome actor and activist cal penn into "the war room. hopefully he will ease my concerns that the youth vote is slacking off. you're (vo) cenk uygur is many things. >>oh really? >>"if you ever raise taxes on >>the rich, you're going to destroy our economy." not true! ♪ ♪ the trucks are going farther. the new 2013 ram 1500. ♪ ♪ with the best-in-class fuel economy. engineered to move heaven and earth. ♪ ♪ guts. glory. ram. >> jennifer: in florida, this evening, shows president obama with a 2 percentage point lead in florida. 48% to 46%. the sunshine state's 29 electoral votes key to mitt romney's hopes. in ohio, that same
if he reads the top ten list in letterman, that's scripted. but if it is a live setting where he needs to ad-lib or it is outside of his comfort zone. >> he hasn't said anything unscripted. >> jennifer: hang on. a lot more to cover. they'll stick around. there is still one big piece of news coming before tuesday's election. that's tomorrow's jobs report. we'll get into that after the break and a little later we'll welcome actor and activist cal penn into "the war room....
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it's signed by david letterman, jon stewart, stephen colbert, and i signed it too. the price is up to $21,000 -- so, it's expensive, but all the proceeds go to help the hurricane sandy relief effort. you have until november 14th to bid. and if you win, you can do your own talk show in your house, which would be weird, but fun. our first guest is an internationally beloved actor with a bloodthirsty legion of fans. and he portrays a 107-year-old vampire with very young-looking skin. the journey is almost over. "the twilight saga: breaking dawn part 2" opens november 16th. please say hello to robert pattinson. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: how are you? >> good. >> jimmy: good to see you. everyone's excited. they've been lined up around the block, all day. [ cheers and applause ] look at him. is he everything you imagined? i mean, just, really, just take a moment to take him in, i mean, look at him. [ cheers and applause ] robert, i heard your shoes are too big. is that true? >> yes. literally. oh, man. and now i realize i'm wearing really ridiculous socks, as well.
it's signed by david letterman, jon stewart, stephen colbert, and i signed it too. the price is up to $21,000 -- so, it's expensive, but all the proceeds go to help the hurricane sandy relief effort. you have until november 14th to bid. and if you win, you can do your own talk show in your house, which would be weird, but fun. our first guest is an internationally beloved actor with a bloodthirsty legion of fans. and he portrays a 107-year-old vampire with very young-looking skin. the journey...
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and rick warren coming up. >> that letterman thing was done at ball state in indiana? >> it was. they were supposed to talk for an hour, instead they went an hour and 45 minutes. a really wide ranging conversation. >> i bet that's great stuff. >> should be interesting. thank you. remember, "cbs this morning" starts at 7:00. >>> we have been hearing the weather word all morning long and it does not look good. a lot of water coming our way. >> there really is. it's the biggest most extended rain that we have had in a long time in the bay area. it doesn't begin today but when it starts tomorrow, man, you will know it. out the door, we have some widespread fog but not as dense as yesterday. mostly cloudy skies for the bay for the remainder of your tuesday, we can seat bay bridge today but in the weather headlines we'll increase the clouds, winds pick up, rain spreads south starting tomorrow probably right in the middle of the morning commute. elizabeth and lawrence will have their hands busy tomorrow. tomorrow low pressure. that's the culprit bringing subtropical moisture in tomorrow
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. >> david letterman. david letterman important the kennedy center honors. he's one of the recipients. it's a high honor for him and he was great. i mean natural, insightful, funny. >> i can't wait to see it. >> a london tradition is in >> in case you hadn't heard president obama defeated mitt romney. we know this for sure despite fact that the returns from florida still have not been counted. [ laughter ] some people had to wait five or six hours to vote there. what goes on in florida. they had four years to fix that. and four years before that. we have to make sure florida never gets the olympic. >> florida. wow. >> no hanging chads this time but as you heard the presidential race in florida is again too close to call. we haven't called it yet. unlike 2000 the final outcome does not decide who wins. >> long time "miami herald" columnist carl hiassen is here to talk about the florida vote. his best selling novel is called "chomp." what is it with florida as kimmel said? >> we're in a state of euphoria because it didn't come down to us. we all live in dread
. >> david letterman. david letterman important the kennedy center honors. he's one of the recipients. it's a high honor for him and he was great. i mean natural, insightful, funny. >> i can't wait to see it. >> a london tradition is in >> in case you hadn't heard president obama defeated mitt romney. we know this for sure despite fact that the returns from florida still have not been counted. [ laughter ] some people had to wait five or six hours to vote there. what...
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he rattled off david letterman's top ten list and here are three of the top ten good things about voting early, this according to joe biden. >> single and looking to mingle? find that special someone in the early voting line. if you vote early you don't have to pay taxes. i'm sorry, i'm being told that's not accurate. honestly, don't you want this election over with already? >> yes, we do. >> i got to say, sometimes it is hard to tell when the vice president is joking. >> i thought the same thing, as well. does he know this is comedy? okay. thanks, john, ahead this morning on "starting point," you saw some of the images that john is talking about, people desperate for gas, in the devastating aftermath of hurricane sandy. we're going to talk to rob marciano this morning on the ground updating that story and much more. jack, you're a little boring. boring. boring. [ jack ] after lauren broke up with me, i went to the citi private pass page and decided to be...not boring. that's how i met marilyn... giada... really good. yes! [ jack ] ...and alicia. ♪ this girl is on fire [ male announcer
he rattled off david letterman's top ten list and here are three of the top ten good things about voting early, this according to joe biden. >> single and looking to mingle? find that special someone in the early voting line. if you vote early you don't have to pay taxes. i'm sorry, i'm being told that's not accurate. honestly, don't you want this election over with already? >> yes, we do. >> i got to say, sometimes it is hard to tell when the vice president is joking....
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. >> david letterman. david letterman important the kennedy center honors. he's one of the recipients. it's a high honor for him and he was great. i mean natural, insightful funny. >> i can't wait to see it. >> a london tradition is in trou where's the center of happiness located? who owns it? who keeps it? if we fall down; if we fail; where can we fall back to, to that place where we are most happy? we think about these things when we make tillamook ice cream. the purer, the happier, the very center... of happiness. >>> good morning. i'm frank mallicoat here at the cbs 5 call center. we are raising money for hurricane relief. all those folks hurt because of sandy. and we have a tally. we have been on the air since 6:00 this morning. bell, please, roberta. $23,612 so far from all the generous people here in the bay area. thank you so much. but we need more. 1-888-5-helps-u. that's all you have to do, $5, $10, anything you can give us. [ bell ringing ] it's going to go to the red cross for the good of the cause for all those people devastated in new york and
. >> david letterman. david letterman important the kennedy center honors. he's one of the recipients. it's a high honor for him and he was great. i mean natural, insightful funny. >> i can't wait to see it. >> a london tradition is in trou where's the center of happiness located? who owns it? who keeps it? if we fall down; if we fail; where can we fall back to, to that place where we are most happy? we think about these things when we make tillamook ice cream. the purer, the...
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president you continued to say "the view" and letterman that you were investigating and you talked about the video and you continued to apologize to the arab world. not only do we know that ambassador stevens was afraid for his safety and he wasn't sure that he would even live through 9/11, but he sent a cable at 6:43 a.m. on september 11th that morning saying that libyans who were part of the police mission were photographing the mission inside. and hillary even before that cables notified you on august 16 that security was trending negatively and that there was a concern that the libyan militia, charged with protecting the consulate, had been compromised. even infiltrated by extremists and that approximately 10 islamist militias and al-qaeda training camps were known to operate around benghazi. and yet you, hillary, continued to talk about a video that no one besides you ever heard of. >> the united states government had absolutely nothing to do with this video. we absolutely reject its content and message. >> judge jeanine: and now we know that you yo not only had notice, warnings and
president you continued to say "the view" and letterman that you were investigating and you talked about the video and you continued to apologize to the arab world. not only do we know that ambassador stevens was afraid for his safety and he wasn't sure that he would even live through 9/11, but he sent a cable at 6:43 a.m. on september 11th that morning saying that libyans who were part of the police mission were photographing the mission inside. and hillary even before that cables...
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congrats to letterman's writers. >>> what's coming up, we'll introduce you to a 99-year-old woman who's rocking the vote for the first time in her life. >> it's great story, but first a live look at the country music awards with our media and entertainment consultant brunell del granado who won big, who looked great, all that and more when "world news now" comes right back. >> announcer: "world news now" weather brought to you by united health care. i'm only in my 60's... i've got a nice long life ahead. big plans. so when i found out medicare doesn't pay all my medical expenses, i looked at my options. then i got a medicare supplement insurance plan. [ male announcer ] if you're eligible for medicare, you may know it only covers about 80% of your part b medical expenses. the rest is up to you. call now and find out about an aarp medicare supplement insurance plan, insured by unitedhealthcare insurance company. like all standardized medicare supplement plans, it helps pick up some of what medicare doesn't pay. and could save you thousands in out-of-pocket costs. to me, relationships mat
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vice president joe biden took time off on the campaign trail to appear on the late show with david letterman. last night with four days to go before the election biden read the top ten good things about voting early. here's the highlights. >> find that special someone in the early voting line. if you vote early you don't have to pay taxes. i'm sorry. i'm being told that's not accurate. honestly. don't you want this election over with already? >> yes, we do. >> it's hard to tell when joe biden's joking sometimes. >> single and mingle? eight minutes past the hour. in just four days with the election night in america, cnn's live election coverage will begin at 6:00 p.m. eastern time. >> eight minutes after the hour right now. ahead on "early start," fuel fights, anger and frustration, boil over on long lines for gas in the aftermath of sandy. see what's behind the shortage. coming up next. [ female announcer ] a classic meatloaf recipe from stouffer's starts with ground beef, unions, and peppers baked in a ketchup glaze with savory gravy and mashed russet potatoes. what makes stouffer's meatloa
vice president joe biden took time off on the campaign trail to appear on the late show with david letterman. last night with four days to go before the election biden read the top ten good things about voting early. here's the highlights. >> find that special someone in the early voting line. if you vote early you don't have to pay taxes. i'm sorry. i'm being told that's not accurate. honestly. don't you want this election over with already? >> yes, we do. >> it's hard to...
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to the portrait of a french actor from the 1800s and nicolas cage to a civil war era photograph on letterman. and then there was the time a group called improv everywhere brought a look along from king phillip iv of spain from the new york metropolitan museum and placed in front of the king from 1624. >> we're having an autograph signing with king phillip iv of spain. >> is he really a king? >> yeah. >> really? >> he's too young -- >> he's 400 years old. >> he doesn't look -- >> security asked them to leave. max would like to come back to the philadelphia museum of art in costume for a photo op. there is some sort of weird symmetry between those red tights and that purple tie dyed t-shirt. >> they would be great together. >> actually, some jokers already photo shopped them together. pink floyd t-shirt and tights. being venus might be safer. at least if your art twin is
to the portrait of a french actor from the 1800s and nicolas cage to a civil war era photograph on letterman. and then there was the time a group called improv everywhere brought a look along from king phillip iv of spain from the new york metropolitan museum and placed in front of the king from 1624. >> we're having an autograph signing with king phillip iv of spain. >> is he really a king? >> yeah. >> really? >> he's too young -- >> he's 400 years old....
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it's one bombshell revelation after another in "the david letterman show" petraeus scandal. we'll have the latest developments, and there is a lot of them, in just a moment, to the tune of 30,000. >>> also this half hour, tensions flare in the middle east, israel reporting direct hits on syrian targets as syria's violence spills across more borders. >> yes, indeed. >>> also ahead, there's word from france this year's champagne harvest is the worst in 40 years. uh-oh, bad news for the french economy and bubbly lovers everywhere. heartbreaking news with new year's a few weeks away. people like a little bubbly on the 31st. do you like champagne? >> oui, oui-oui. >> oui-oui? [ speaking french ] i like some champagne. >> impressed. paula, very nice. au revoir. >> that's the extent of it. [ speaking french ] >> means shut your mouth, please. >> i'll be quiet. >> i should tell that to myself. >>> and then it's that time of year, fall fix-up and clean-up. we're going to have some of the best gadgets to help you get the job done. >> what job would that be? >> cleaning up. >> we begin
it's one bombshell revelation after another in "the david letterman show" petraeus scandal. we'll have the latest developments, and there is a lot of them, in just a moment, to the tune of 30,000. >>> also this half hour, tensions flare in the middle east, israel reporting direct hits on syrian targets as syria's violence spills across more borders. >> yes, indeed. >>> also ahead, there's word from france this year's champagne harvest is the worst in 40 years....